Archive for March 18, 2011

ENJOY YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND!   Leave a comment

Posted March 18, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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TONIGHT SHIT IN TORONTO GETS CRAZY FUCKERS!   Leave a comment

KAAAAAAABLAAAAAAAM! THAT’S THE FUCKIN SOUND OF YOUR BRAIN EXPLODING! THAT’S IT. YOU HAVE NO MORE BRAIN. IT’S ALRIGHT THOUGH. HERE ARE SOME EASY INSTRUCTIONS FOR YOU:

1. GO TO SNEAKY DEE’S

2. PAY $5 (IF YOU GO EARLY WHICH YOU WILL)

3. BUY AS MANY $3.50 BEERS AS YOU CAN AND THEN PUKE

4. PARTY TO THIS KIND OF SHIT:

J.Money,Yung La, Roscoe Dash-Na Na Na-Heroes+Villains Official RMX

CAN UNCLE MURDA BE OUR ACTUAL UNCLE?   Leave a comment

Are we gonna see him at Thanksgiving?

Posted March 18, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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DO THE SOUNDCLOUDS CONTAIN RAIN?   1 comment

Excuse me there assfucks but I’m wondering if I could talk to you today about the soundclouds I found in your mom’s vagina the other day after me and her had been on a date and things had started to get a little “interesting” if you know what I mean. Oh, yes. Sorry. My name is Optimus Gerhard Prime. Your mother is the first woman I have laid with since immigrating here from Transformistan. Before I become your new father, I thought we could bond over those soundclouds. Let’s grab a ball and some gloves and throw it around and listen to some music like a family AFTER THE JUMP…

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