Archive for March 16, 2011

RAP TRAXX!!   4 comments

Name the last bad song Jackie Chain did…and we’ll erase your comment.

Mo shit after the fuckin flip!!

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HERE’S A BUNCH OF GOOD MOOMBAHTON FOR YOU CUNTS   Leave a comment

Hey there assholes. Here’s the newest Moombahton Massive compilation that contains (surprise) moombahton. You can preview a tune and grab the 6 tracks AFTER THE JUMP!

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2 DAYS UNTIL YOU GET MURDERED   11 comments

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SCHLACHTHOFFUCK!   Leave a comment

This is the story of our life.

Posted March 16, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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THE SOUNCLOUDS WILL BLEED YOU   Leave a comment

You’ve been warned. Soundclouds are no joke. They’ll hunt you. They’ll find you. This ain’t no fuckin game. You been playin’ Scrabble to long. You shook! R.I.P. Nate Dogg. Heaven just got better hooks. MUSIC AFTER THE JUMP!

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THIS IS A CRAZY ASS MIXTAPE   Leave a comment

What is certain in the world? Death? Taxes? Not certain enough. Warlords in Burkina Faso don’t pay fucking taxes. Jesus doesn’t die. So what in the end is the most certain thing? We know the answer. The only thing that you can know for sure is that Crossfaded Bacon’s Emynd is gonna fucking murder whatever the fuck he does. This guy will fuck with any genre, any day, any time and you know he’s gonna be droppin’ gold nuggets like chickens are droppin’ eggs out their ass (That’s how it works right? Eggs are the shit of a chicken?). Recently he just upped the ante when he and Eastside Stevie of Realniggatumblr got together and took classic verses from your favourite hip hop songs of yesteryear and grinded them into the beats of today. Take that shit, crush it, make some rails, sniff. Listen to it AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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