Archive for March 14, 2011

WHO IS BEST?   Leave a comment

DEMOCRACY IS NOW! CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY! ONLY ONE CAN WIN! AFTER THAT JUMP!

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HEY LOOK IT’S A FUCKING DANCEHALL VIDEO   Leave a comment

What else did you expect?

Posted March 14, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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THIS FRIDAY MARCH 18TH, IN A CITY CALLED TORONTO…   Leave a comment

$5 if you get off your ass and come early. $3.50 drinks. Facebook that shit.

SOUNCLOUDS THAT COME TO YOUR MOM’S HOUSE WITH FLOWERS   Leave a comment

Is this your fucking father? Because if so your life is terrible. You’ve got real problems when his shirt is too big to contain his gut. Is it because his gut is his point of pride? When you’re at the mall and people are staring he tells you about how he had to drink millions of beers and eat 56 more tonnes of food than he needed to over his life. But if that’s not enough, did you know your dad likes to go Bangkok to nail teenage whores like there will be no more teenage whores left? It’s true. As the great artists had paint and canvas through which to express themselves and the poets the pen and the paper, your dad has teenage whores. That’s your life, don’t wear it out. Big LOLs all around. MUSIC IS AFTER THAT FUCKIN’ JUMP:

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