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Hey assholes! Why did you cook the food that smells so bad before you went out and now your fucking clothes stink? Did you fry up some shit or did you just collect the B.O. of your whole neighbourhood and make it into a sauce for fucking rotten fish? Do you think the smell will make the music sound better? Maybe the music will make you smell better. Maybe you will find that music AFTER THE MOTHAFUCKIN JUMP BITCHES!

This one sounds like you took a time machine back to 1989 and made love to your cousin by accident:

Jackie Chain x Nick Catchdubs – Molly (Mad Sax riddim) (mediafire)

This one sounds like you took a time machine to the year 2123 and discovered a world where people greet each other by stomping on their faces:

Bassanovva – Chicken Lover (Munchi Remix) (mediafire)

This one sounds like you drove a Lamborghini into a drum store while a girl is giving you a blow job who you are gonna break up with tomorrow:

Donwill – Love Junkie (So Shifty Remix) (mediafire)

This one sounds like you woke up one day and you were in Super Mario World:

Savage Skulls with Sprinkle Juice & Tony Senghore – Watching You (mediafire)

 

 

 

 

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