Archive for March 2011

I MAKE RUIN MOOMBAHTON   Leave a comment

Hello mommy and daddy. Look see that video I make is moombahton. No girls are doing for it but me! I only girl so equal number 1. Make easy! There are looks that say want fuck. I enjoy looks. Boys nice.

 

 

Posted March 31, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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SOUNCLOUDS THAT MADE YOUR MOM BLUSH   Leave a comment

Hey there cunt mouths! How are you today? Who is that in the picture? Why it’s the Schlachthofbronxes. What are they doing? Murdering Toronto. We saw those fuckers last weekend and got to chat with them for some time and they were classy dudes. If you have a chance to meet them or to rock out with your cock out to their music then you are advised to do so. Good to the Plugged Not Thuggeds for having them come. What else can we talk about today? Your mom? The soundclouds? How about both AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!…

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WHAT IS BEST?   2 comments

MAKE YOUR CHOICE! IF YOU DON’T MAKE YOUR CHOICE THEN YOU CAN’T COMPLAIN ABOUT THE RESULT. PUT DEMOCRACY INTO ACTION AFTER THE JUMP:

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Posted March 30, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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IT’S A PARTY Y’ALL   1 comment

Posted March 30, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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GO TO THE NIGHTCLUB AND KILL SPOEK MATHOMBO   Leave a comment

Not really.

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Posted March 30, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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SOUNDCLOUDS THAT VISIT YOU IN THE NIGHT   Leave a comment

When I fucking won my Las Vegas Film Critics Society Award for Best Supporting Actor because I played in the fucking Hours, Chicago and Gangs of New York I never let it get to my fucking head. No way. The only thing that gets to my head is blow and pussy. By the way, I John C Reilly, guest blogger for the third time at the Walmer Convenience blog. I bought this jaunty fucking hat so that chicks would look at me and say “That guy gives a fuck, but he doesn’t give a fuck, but he also cares” and you know what that means: bango! That’s like the new catch phrase I’m working on and trying to fit in all my conversations. It’s a mix of “bingo” and “bang” and you’re supposed to say it when you know for sure a chick is ready to fuck, or if a chick just did a line of blow off your dick. You just go like: Bango!. You get it? Fuck! How many times do I have to explain it to people? Anyway, here’s some fucking tunes AFTER THE JUMP:

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WATCH OUT KIDS!   Leave a comment

Posted March 30, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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