Archive for February 9, 2011

WHAT IS THE STATE OF REGGAETON IN 2011?   1 comment

Hello, my name is Donald Omar but you may call me Don Omar for short. Do you remember those crazy fucking days in the mid 2000s when reggaeton was the king of musics? I was doing so much fucking blow those days it was crazy like I fucking banged so many chicks and had a house with 4 bedrooms and 5 bathrooms because I’m like that, I’m the fucking guy that likes to always have a bathroom around. Now that moombahton is coming into style, you are probably wondering “does anyone even listen to or make reggaeton anymore?”. Well, they do. Surprisingly. Fortunes were made off the reggaeton boom and fortunes were lost after the great reggaeton crash of 2007. I had to fucking tell 13 of my brothers and sisters that they could not sleep in my backyard anymore. Some people will just never stop reggaetoning. This is their story:

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RETURN TO THE TEMPLE OF PUNANIA   3 comments

You thought you had won. But you were forced to come back. The temple was not finished with you. It’s never fucking finished. You just keep on putting in your hours and pulling soundclouds out of your mom’s pussy. These soundclouds:

Logun – Dat Ass (Crizzly Drumstep Remix)

Skrillex – Rock N’ Roll (Funkefeller Hard Club Mix) – **FREE DOWNLOAD!**

Nasty bass promomix – schlachthofbronx

Vybz Kartel – Tek Buddy Gyal (Murlo Remix)

The White Stripes – Seven Nation Army (The Glitch Mob Remix)

FREE DOWNLOAD HERE!

Zenos paradox(hurtling tortoise mix)

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