Archive for February 2011

SOUNDCLOUDS FOR THE COOLER CROWD   Leave a comment

Don’t get me wrong, it’s pretty epic to have a philharmonic shit, that’s pretty cool, but as with most things, he stole that idea from YOUR TRULY!! No, I don’t have a philharmonic orchestra playing while I shit, but I did take some great dumps while the Beatles recorded some of their best stuff as I had a commode installed in the vocal booth at Abbey Road. Yes, I’m that rich and how do you think the fucking itunes deal came about? True to form though, I do things just a liiittle tiny bit cooler than that guy. He listens to electron soundclouds, I listen to wobble-rock clouds. He listens to the reggae, I listen to the rap. It’s all just a way of looking at things..

Anyway, if you were curious as to the smell of my soundclouds, check em out after the jump..

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WOULD YOU FUCK ALL OF THESE DUDES? SOME? OR NONE?   4 comments

We just done objectified ourselves. See comments on this post. Haters lick balls.

Music after the jump to make your visit worthwhile…

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Posted February 28, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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WOULD YOU FUCK ALL THESE CHICKS? SOME? NONE?   6 comments

How many of these girls’ dads helped pay to make this video and would pick them up at the end of the day when they were filming this?

Does the fact that they’re British make them sound tougher or more annoying?

Do you fucking hate us for picking on fucking grime ladies today?

WOULD YOU FUCK THIS CHICK?   Leave a comment

Does the song help or hinder your will to fuck her?

Would you smoke crack if she asked you to?

 

Posted February 28, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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SOUNCLOUDS SO FAT THAT YOU CAN SEE THEM FROM THE FRONT   1 comment

Hey there cunts, I’m Bill Gates. When I shit, I use money to wipe my ass. When I piss, I piss into a toilet filled with the tears of 8 virgins who live in my palace and I keep only for that purpose. In my bathroom I usually like to have music playing. Sometimes I have the New York Philharmonic play because my bathroom is also a concert hall. Sometimes I just listen to fucking soundclouds. Here I some of my recent faves AFTER THE JUMP OF COURSE…

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VYBZ KARTEL IS A FUCKING COLOURING BOOK   Leave a comment

The Dirty Frenchman has no fucking tats. He’s like the opposite of Vybz Kartel.

Posted February 26, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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WHO YOU CALLIN’ ON THE PHONE?   1 comment

Hey bros. Who you callin on the fucking phone? Are you callin your mamma to tell her that you’re scared? Are you callin the stripper that you fell in love with? Are you T-Pain in the year 2005? Why the fuck are you using a payphone anyway? Who are you? Why do they even exist? You’re like “Excuse me ladies and gentlemen. I just need to go over to the nearest glass walled conversation box and talk to a stripper for half an hour about the mix CD I just made her on the electronic equivalent of a tin can telephone. Toodles.”

“It’s cool Kandy. I can stop by and get some more crab shampoo on the way there. Have you listened to the latest CD I made you?”

How about we listen to some fucking music after this jump…

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