SOUNDCLOUND IS GONNA SOUNDFUCK YOUR MAMMA CUZ THAT BITCH HAS GOT DRAMA   4 comments

Hi, this is mediocre actor John C Reily writing as a guest on the Walmer Convenience blog. I love chicks and I love blow, but I also love sweet sweet tunes that go into my head like some kind of ear cocaine. Here’s some tunes that I found recently on the Soundcloud after I got bored of looking at porn on my MacBook Air.

Depressed Buttons – Ow! (Para One Remix)

This fucking song is like the time that I fucking was hanging out with that fucking Pam chick from fucking Office Space and I kept on being like “Do some fucking blow!” and putting my finger in her nose and just you know kinda messing around then she was like “Fuck off John!” and then now I don’t see her at places anymore.

Contents Hot – Countraton

That song is like the fucking time I was doing blow on top of Eric Bana’s house and he was like “You gotta do a fucking Twilight movie man!” and I was like “Nuh man. I’m waiting for the next Will Ferrel fucking masterpeice.” and fucking Eric is like “Bro! Do a Twilight man! I got a fucking Maybach with my Star Trek money! Franchises is where it’s at bro!” So I fucking jump off Bana’s fucking roof trying to land in his pool but I’m on the wrong side of the house so I land on top of the dude’s Maybach. Shit was busted and I had to go to the hospital with a fucking big time concussion and then 3 days later I fucking called my agent and was like “Get me on that fucking Twilight shit bro! I gotta get Bana a new fucking Maybach!” and so my agent fucking calls me back the next day and he’s like “Listen man, I got some bad news, Twilight is a fucking no go but I got something even better where your in this fucking magic creepy circus and you fucking wear eyeliner and it’s kinda like Twilight but it’s YOUR OWN FUCKING FRANCHISE MAN!” And so I made the movie and then no one saw it and I had to buy Eric a fucking Aston Martin and dude was pissed.

The Train (Crizzly’s Midnight Hustle Mashup) http://www.mediafire.com/?jzwt66iqbtqj7og (click here to download)

This song is like the time I was in a fucking movie where I was pretending to run away from the fucking cops

I played a drug dealer in it and in this scene i was carrying blow and had to make a quick ass escape. But I was on blow during the filming and I was so fucking high I forgot I was in a movie and I pulled out a gun and I shot the fucking extras in the face and luckily they didn’t die but they were in the fucking hospital and I sent them blow as a get well soon gift.

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4 responses to “SOUNDCLOUND IS GONNA SOUNDFUCK YOUR MAMMA CUZ THAT BITCH HAS GOT DRAMA

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  1. 4 words… DOCTOR FUCKIN’ STEVE BRULE

  2. ah yes

    walmerconvenience
  3. Crizzly’s is the best. It makes me feel like I’m running from the cops too. With all my cats trailing behind me. such a good song ❤

  4. Pingback: SOUNDCLOUDS TO SHIT YOUR PANTS TO « WALMER CONVENIENCE

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