Archive for July 2010

BANGS IS MAKING SO MUCH MONEY!   1 comment

You can always make it in the world if you try:

Posted July 30, 2010 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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DANCEHALL! DANCEHALL! DANCEHALL!   2 comments

Busy Signal – Gal Dem Song (zshare)

Caribana is still coming and you are still gonna have to brush up on your daggerin’. Maybe you should take lessons. They probably offer them somewhere. Here’s a recent one from Busy Signal who only knows how to tear it up. That’s his job. And making music. He does that too. Sorry we missed posting yesterday. We said we would post everyday but we are liars. But that’s because we are busy. You can hear Walmer in real life. You can go to this:

or you can go to this:

HEY, THIS WILL BE AWESOME!!   Leave a comment

And it’s happening tonight…

Yup, you’ve always wanted to party with us on Thursday so now’s your chance!! See you tonight here!!

CARIBANA IS COMING!   1 comment

Gyptian – Watch Gyal (zshare)

Caribana is coming to Toronto and everyone will be daggerin. Make sure you bring your condoms! In celebration of Caribana we will be posting a dancehall song a day (sorry we don’t really like soca) this week. Walmer will be there in full force at the parade and other events. This track by Gyptian on the rail up riddim is sick. More to come.

Posted July 26, 2010 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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MMMONDAY ALREADY!!!   Leave a comment

It does seem kinda fucked up to be celebrating Monday but it’s not really Monday that we’re celebrating, it’s mmmonday.

A 3 DAY WEEKEND EVERY WEEK!!!

FUCK YEAH!!

CHECK OUT THE PLACE!!!

TGIM!!!

THE CRAZY WORLD OF MOOMBAHTON   Leave a comment

There is a new world emerging in music: THE WORLD OF MOOMBAHTON!

The Dirty Frenchman can’t get enough of it. All he wants to do is smoke fat blunts and spin moombahton and watch girls rub up on each other. It’s his new favourite pass time. It should be America’s pass time. Fuck baseball! Baseball is for fools. Anyway. We’re gonna give you the rundown of the best moombahton out there right now so you can talk to your friends and be like “Let me tell you about this smashing new dance craze that’s sweeping the nation.”. And you can make mix CDs for girls so you can try to fuck them. Maybe it will work. Maybe not. Another dry spell.

Dj Apt One vs Debonaire Samir – Samir’s Island (zshare)

This song is like some kind of moombahton panty dropping machine. While this song plays, and you walk across the dancefloor, it is like walking through the forest in the fall and the ground is covered with leaves. Except it’s not covered in leaves, it’s covered in panties. That is what we have to say about this song.

Steve Starks – Lydia (Nadastrom’s Moombahton Remix) (zshare)

This is like a song that you play when you want to cool things down a bit. It’s a serious song for when you want to grind seriously with a girl. No smiling. It’s deep. It’s a remix by Dave Nada (aka Nadastrom) who apparently invented moombahton and there is some crazy story behind it that we don’t care about.

Munchi – Pero Que lo Que Mujer (zshare)

We’ve talked about Munchi before. We’ve talked about how he’s ruining the life of The Dirty Frenchman. Look at his fucking website! He’s like some fucking machine sent back in time from the future to make crazy tunes. He just makes crazy tunes like it’s breathing. When we dj we try to go from slow bpms of dancehall and hip hop up to faster shit like electro and uk funky and now we don’t even succeed sometimes because we get stuck on a moombahton tip and it’s mainly Munchi’s fault. We put up this one song but we could have put up so many of them. He says he made this song in minutes. It’s kinda insane. We don’t know what to do.

Heartbreak – Pilulas Azuis e Brancos (zshare)

David Heartbreak came to our attention when Munchi sent us an email about his Moombreakton EP that they made together. We are glad that that happened because this guy is throwing down some fire as well. As Munchi describes this song “It’s like your stuck in the zone and you can’t get out, but do you really want to get out?” It’s true and that zone sounds to us like it’s some fucking kind of Jupiter party shit. Space brazilians.

JFK & St Mandrew – Beehive (Epidemic Moombahton Remix) (zshare)

This is some pretty wild shit too by Dj Epidemic who seems to be pretty prolific himself. We’re kinda sick of describing things now so we’ll just end off by apologizing for the meagre posting. But we made it up to you by dropping all these tracks so shut up and make that mixtape so you can maybe get laid. Plus we got a lot of new things in the works so look out Toronto cuz Walmer is here.

MMMONDAY IS BACK AGAIN…   Leave a comment

Jammer ft. Skepta, JME, Frisco & Camalot – 10 Man Roll (zshare)

Once again another week is over and you are relieved. Yes relieved. Why? Because tomorrow is a fuckin’ Monday. Or should we say Mmmonday? Either way it means good ass times at the ol’ Andy Poolhall. If you don’t know what the fuck global gutter is yet then you need to go there and learn and drink and dance. Learning by doing. Check that shit out on facebook. Lower your job performance Toronto. Together.

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