Archive for November 2009

SONG OF THE DAY: HUEY FEAT. LIL WAYNE – ANOTHER PLANET   1 comment

Huey Ft. Lil Wayne – Another Planet

This song’s not brand spankin’ new but it’s just recently dropped without tags all over it and we haven’t posted a lotta hip hop lately. Anyway, Huey’s from St. Louis Missouri and had a hit in ’07 (’06?) with Pop Lock and Drop It. If you’re like us, you never thought he’d make another track that would hit our radar. Well, we were all wrong, this shit’s hot and dunno if it’ll be a hit or not but fuck it, if it bumps bump it. Wayne kills it too on the singing tip.

SONG OF THE DAY: Silverlink ft. Badness & Jammer – The Message is Love (Mumdance Remix)   4 comments

Silverlink ft. Badness & Jammer – The Message is Love (Mumdance Remix) (zshare)

Here is a story. Before the super successful Daggerin’ party (stand by for news about that), The Dirty Frenchman was afraid he did not have enough bangers to create madness on the floor. He had heard Plan B and Kortez and was jealous because they had ass breaking new songs and The Dirty Frenchman only had ass not as much breaking new songs. He searched far and wide like Harrison Ford looked for his family and his wife in movies:

And then he happened upon this track. This is what dj dreams are made of. This song is what they play in the insane asylum when it’s play time. If this doesn’t get the crowd moving then you are playing in front of quadriplegics. Fast/slow then fast/slow. It has everything. However, that doesn’t mean much to quadriplegics. The Dirty Frenchman was heard to say recently that he is a Mumdance fan. But then maybe that’s a reason not to love Mumdance.

 

WE HAVE MODERATE CLOUT VOL 1   Leave a comment

This is our limo:

this is our mansion:

WE GOT MODERATE CLOUT BITCHES! WE AT WALMER BE BUYIN’ DOUBLE BIG MACS WHILE OTHA SUCKAS BE GOIN’ “I WANT A CHEESEBURGER PLEASE” LIKE PUSSIES!

MODERATE CLOUT BITCHES!

Why do we say this? Because we get sent songs now instead of digging around for songs like suckas. We’re a real music blog. Someone, someone stupid, thinks we have some kind of pull over people’s tastes. Sure not all the songs are great and we will feature those too (sorry but it’s true. some people need to go back to making music university to finish that degree they dropped out of). But this one is not bad:

The Vibes: A Sizzla Tale – Talen (sendspace)

Good work Talen! You did well with this song! We are not sarcastic! No really we are not being sarcastic. Fine, fuck off. Anyway they are Swiss mothafuckers and that is about all we know because that is what was in the email we were sent. So do something like look out for them. Or not.

Posted November 24, 2009 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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SONG OF THE DAY: CAPLETON FEAT. METHOD MAN – WINGS OF THE MORNING (DZ REMIX)   5 comments

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CAPLETON FEAT. METHOD MAN – WINGS OF THE MORNING (DZ REMIX) (zShare)

Imagine you’re Marty McFly and it’s 1955 out and you’re trying to make your dork pops do it with your hot mom so your hands will stop disappearing and you can live and shit. You’re dodging Biff at every turn and in general shit’s just poppin off. Your dad has no clue how to score chicks and refuses to face his ‘density’. So you rummage through the trunk of your Delorean in a desperate attempt to find anything that will facilitate the task at hand….hmmm…..a radiation suit, he’s never seen one of those….hmmm….my Walkman (or iPod since this is a modernization of this myth) he’s never seen one of those before.  So without having a custom Van Halen ultra-riff to blast his ears to oblivion with, the next runner up would have to be this song. This song is the ’09 equivalent. This is ’09 future music. The typa music to scare your old-timey dad into bangin’ your old-timey mom so you can be whole again. At least wait’ll we’re done. HYIIIIOOOOO!!!

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DON’T FORGET ABOUT THIS!!!!

NEXT SATURDAY DAGGERIN’!!!!

BE THERE!!!

AMAZING MUSIC!!!

GIRLS!!!

WALMER!!!

SONG OF THE DAY: CONGOROCK – HYBRO   1 comment

Congorock - CUE version by Andre — myopiapix.

Congorock – Hybro (zshare)

Back in the summer when The Dirty Frenchman was unemployed like a little bitch he took odd jobs here and there to make ends meet. One of these was being of extra on TV shows. Among them was this show for the National Geographic channel called “Aftermath”. This particular program was supposedly depicting what would happen if the Sun turned into a red giant and the world heated up. The Dirty Frenchman was thus slathered in baby oil to depict glistening sweat and told to walk the streets looking like he was way to hot and getting around is so hard what with all this heat and the sun being so big. The Dirty Frenchman over acted so much pretending it was hot. You should have seen it. Plus it was filmed in Hamilton. What a shitty show it will be. It’s like people outside pretending to be too hot and crackheads in the background watching them. Anyway this song is what the Earth would sound like if it got to hot for real and people were acting demented. Here’s a video for another song by Congorock. We guess they tried their best with the budget he had. Congorock and Crookers need money left over for food for their families.

Posted November 12, 2009 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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SONG OF THE DAY: GHISLAIN POIRIER FT. MC ZULU – GO BALLISTIC (TODDLA T & DUCKBEATS REMIX)   2 comments

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GHISLAIN POIRIER FT. MC ZULU – GO BALLISTIC (TODDLA T & DUCKBEATS REMIX) (zshare)

This may not be a new song, but it is a good song. A good song for dancing. A good song for wining (not winning, though you can do that too). Ghislain Poirier is the Quebec kid who can make reggae and soca with the best of them. The Dirty Frenchman thinks that he’s ok because people from Quebec are at least semi-French. This shit will be played at this thing:

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All the shit on this blog could be played at that thing. That’s why Diplo said “Walmer are the best djs”. It’s true. Ask him. Approach him next time you are at one of his shows and talk to him about Walmer Convenience. He will know immediate about whom you are referring to. That look of confusion on his face will be because he is astonished that someone had the gall to bring up the few djs that are better than him to his face. He will pretend to not know what you are talking about. He will say “I don’t know who Plan B and The Dirty Frenchman are.” But his eyes will be saying “Why must you bring up those djs who are are the one stain on my life. Even with all this money and all these bitches and a top selling cd of dancehall/electro music with some of the best reggae artists I will alway measure myself against those two and will always come up short.” Yeah, that’s what will be going on in his mind. The next thing you should do is buy him a drink. He will need one.

SONG OF THE DAY: GORILLA ZOE – ALRIGHT (SHOTS OF PATRON)   1 comment

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GORILLA ZOE – ALRIGHT (SHOTS OF PATRON) (zShare)

This track was on Zoe’s newest mixtape, Diamonds and Dope mixed by DJ Bobby Black (for free here) which is a hot mixtape. There are actually a couple of instances of “mixing” on it. Tempos matched, cued and dropped….the whole 9…impressive. Anyway, while listening to that shit this track stood out, probably because more uptempo hip hop is hard to find that doesn’t sound overly brightside. Who knew the No DJ version would drop? Here it is.

Don’t forget DAGGERIN‘ Nov 21 @ The Ossington, 61 Ossington Ave…where you’ll get crunk and hear all your Walmer favourites.

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