The battle of the blogs. The battle of stickers. One on the way up. One looking like it’s alienating everyone who has anything to do with it (but who would give a fuck when you just made a song for Usher). Why the fuck is The Dirty Frenchman smiling like a fucking cunt. He should [...]

TONIGHT AT 751 QUEEN ST WEST WE GON BE PLAYING THAT IGNORANT SHIT YOU LOVE TO HATE  BEER…BITCHES…BANGERS COME THE FUCK THRU!!! FEMALE ARM WRESTLING TOURNAMENT UPSTAIRS!!! WTF??? WALMER!!!  

The Dirty Fucking Fremchman never saw Baseketball. He was probably readings books like a bitch. You hear that kids? Only bitches read books. Don’t read. Don’t stand out by being smart. No one likes smart people. In a sense, being smart is stupid. Make that your slogan. Anyway. There has been so much shit coming [...]

Hey fuckers! How the fuck are you? You wanna have a classic dancehall video dance party? All essential songs?ALRIGHT LET’S FUCKING GO AFTER THE JUMP!

This happened like a fucking week or more ago (our life is fucking quickly slipping through our fingers). Don’t know if you fuckers got it but if you didn’t well, here it is. Enjoy it. It’s a bunch of great edits of popular tracks into moombahton form. We are not even gonna fucking tell what [...]

Hey! Assholes! What’s up! You know what these moombahton tracks are gonna do to you? Gonna bite your fucking ear off is what. Gonna have a fucking piece of your ear missing. That will be your life. You can either deal with it or cry like a baby. An ear-less baby. Nobody wants an ear-less [...]

Hey bitch suckers. What the fuck is going the fuck on? What the fuck has gone wrong with this place? Are we some kind of legitimate blog or something that posts actual releases by fuckers instead of just a fucking bunch of soundclouds with swearing and stills from stupid 1980′s films? NO! We are not. [...]

Here’s a picture of those fucking Gooffee fucks tearing shit down at the FIRE SALE party we did on Saturday. Here’s that motherfucker Max Le Daron: Yeah sure it’s a fucking Tuesday so we’ve had some time to recover but our heads still feel like rocks are inside. Thanks to these fucks for making the [...]

Hey fuckers. I’m James Earl Jones. Yeah. Get used to it. I’m just here to write about some moombahton for the Walmer Convenience Musical Blog. I like the moombahton music a lot. It’s like the music of my life. On my tombstone it will read “James Earl Jones 1931-2015 See: Moombahton” and then when you [...]

ALL CHICKS AND NO DICKS EXCEPT FOR YOURSELF IS HOW YOU THROW A PARTY PROPER!