What the fuck is SXSW? SXSW is going to a place and not just seeing Dubbel Dutch, Samo Sound Boy, Dave Nada, Sabo and Jen Lasher in one night, but shilling with them and realizing everyone is cool as fuck and there ain’t no fucking egos at all and everyone is just out to enjoy [...]

Hey dudes. There is a lot you are not sure of. If you like boys or girls. If smoking all that fucking weed is making you smarter or dumber. If you will have a place to live in the next month. That last on was sad but don’t worry, no matter how homeless you are [...]

Look at that shit. That’s Mount fucking Everest. That’s the pile up of moombah that has been accumulating in our fucking inbox from not blogging tracks for a fucking week. People are fucking relentless. But that’s good. Motherfuckers makin’ content for us. If not then this shit would be like posting pictures of dogs eating [...]

It’s the weekend. While we take your mom out for some hot sexing you need some good tunes to distract yourself. You are a lazy fuck. You obviously couldn’t go on soundcloud yourself and start finding shit on your own. That would mean having to turn on your modem, dial up your ISP to connect [...]

 

These people are fucking partying, who are they partying to? US FUCKERS! That’s who. We demolished 751 on Saturday like your dad demolished your mom and inpregnated her with you. That’s how we roll. At points bitches were dancing on tables and shit. Do we have photos of that? No. Are we lying then? You’ll [...]

Hey you! Fucking Americans! Yeah! Don’t break the fucking internets! Tell your fucking Congressman and Senator to fucking vote against it because you will ruin the internets for everyone. Like literally the whole fucking world. We will all fucking hate you. No music blogs will exist. We Walmer will personally hate you. If given the [...]

We recently had a great opportunity at the Walmer Convenience Musical Blog. Can you guess what it was? Duh! We got to interview that fucker Munchi! That’s the fucking title of the post, get with it. We’re really excited to interview this dude who everyone is saying is gonna be the next big thing. It [...]

Where the fuck did your ass go? Shit is fucking gone bitches. Chito Rock took it from y’all. It was just rocked the fuck off. If you like some fucking legit as fuck club bangers than this EP delivers the goods right to your fucking doorstep. Once you answer the door it goes into your [...]

 Hey fucks! Caballo came and wrote another post for the Walmer Convenience Musical Blog. Last time got people talking hard about shit. What the fuck is he gonna talk about now? Wanna fucking know? GO CHECK IT OUT AFTER THE JUMP CUNTHEADS!