If there’s one thing that god wants, it’s for us to post a shitload of tracks this day, a Friday, so you can fulfill your destiny of playing a good set at clubs if you are a dj or maybe you can use this music to impress some one of the opposite or same sex [...]

Hey everyone! This is just a shitty fucking picture taken in a drunken and drugged out stupor on some fucking night that we were out about town and shit. Probably more than one person puked that night probably more than once. THAT’S THE SWAG LIFE! WE PUKE MOET MOTHERFUCKERS! WE SHIT LOBSTER! That’s the Walmer [...]

Hey you! Fucking Americans! Yeah! Don’t break the fucking internets! Tell your fucking Congressman and Senator to fucking vote against it because you will ruin the internets for everyone. Like literally the whole fucking world. We will all fucking hate you. No music blogs will exist. We Walmer will personally hate you. If given the [...]

These are the Buraka Som Sistemas. They fucked the hell outta shit in Toronto on Friday. Big ups to Diggy Scott at Underdog for hooking us the fuck up. We were right in the shit as you can see. Met and re-met some great dudes: Sto looks like he spilt beer all over himself. He’s [...]

What is best? Shit or piss down your neck? Shit would choke you but piss would sting. Sometimes life gives you hard choices. Shit tastes like shit but piss tastes like piss. Best of times, worst of times. Charles Dickens. Think carefully about it. Anyway, let’s play some tunes. It’s the fucking long weekend in [...]

This song is boring. It sounds low-fi but for no reason. The suck from M.I.A. has been rubbing off on this guy. Where did you go?

Is your weekend over? Are you gonna cry? There’s still more you can do. You can go out Sunday, you can go out Monday. You can go out everyday. There are endless possibilities. You can be homeless. It’s cool. They can do whatever they want. They’ve escaped the whole 9 to 5 thing. They aren’t [...]

Hey there. It’s me again. John C fucking Reilly. How’s it hangin’? I’m cool. Well kinda. Not really at all. I just ate 4 grams of shrooms and I gotta make this speech to Harvard. I’m fucking shitting my pants right now. I’m fighting to keep the shit out of my pants like The Lord [...]

Hi there. I’m Buju fucking Banton and I’m going to fucking prison and it’s probably gonna be terrible. I’m so fucking pissed. I don’t know what to do. Here listen to some songs. They are AFTER THE JUMP (comprende?)

Because we heard a lot of crying and because we offer a very fucking vivid and rich media experience, we will need to be doing more “more after the jump…” type shit in here. Otherwise, as you may have noticed, this site runs like ass. So there. If you want the fucking music, you need [...]