SOUNDCLOUDS MADE FROM PEE   Leave a comment

Chris Tucker woke up in his apartment in the not great part of town. It was 1pm. That’s the time he woke up everyday. He hadn’t worked for 2 years so he never had to get up early unless it was to get his welfare cheque. Chris Tucker collected welfare now. Even though he always got more than enough sleep because of the fact that nothing was going on in his life, he still enjoyed having a cup of coffee as a pick me up to start his day. It just made it feel complete. It made him feel complete if only for a few minutes. As the coffee brewed he looked at the fading picture of him and Jackie Chan that he had stuck on his old refrigerator.

Those had been better times. He remembered all the bitches he had fucked as a tag team with Jackie. They had done it to build up their partnership so that audiences would love their chemistry. He remembered all the blow that they had done together in the trailer off of breasts in between takes. Jackie liked to do lines of blow between girl’s assholes and pussies. He called it “Getting from Point A to Point P” except when he said it it was in Chinese and shit. Chris Tucker stood there for 10 more minutes looking at the picture,  revisiting all the highs and lows he had had in his former career as an actor. The coffee maker made a beep and brought Chris Tucker back to reality. He poured the warm liquid into his favourite mug and took a quick gulp. As the coffee hit his taste buds it was all wrong, it had a very sharp taste almost like vinegar but salty and it stung his tongue. He pulled the mug away from his face and looked inside and made a startling discovery. It was not coffee at all in his mug. It was pee. Chris Tucker had just drank pee. Floating in the pee were soundclouds. GO GRAB THOSE SOUNDCLOUDS AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP TO KNOW WHAT CHRIS TUCKER EXPERIENCED!:

WHOA! LOOK AT THIS SHIT!

Expendable Youth- Heyo! (JEFF001)

DJ Quality – G E T T O ( Youtube Juke )

BabySTEPS – Geeked Up (Original Mix)

House Party (Dirty)

El Dusty – Ke Le Pasa(Mendez and Riot Earp Bootleg Remix)[FREE DL]

WAFA – Kanga *FREE DOWNLOAD*

BAD BIG WOLF /WAFA Re EDIT [ducksauce]FREE DOWNLOAD

UK Apachi & Shy FX – Original Nuttah (Boyfriend remix)

Kanye West – Can’t Tell Me Nothing (GRiZ REmix)

GRAB THAT SHIT HERE FUCKNUTS!

Bones – Drumscare – 5th Dimension (DJDS DnB Remix)

TOP BILLIN & RICO TUBBS – JUMP AND WINE (limited time free download offer)

Manaré – Pearl (Marble Players Remix)

GOBS THE ZOMBIE + ROBOTRAT – Representin NYC

Zombies For Money – Streets of Kolkata EP

Mobb Deep ft Aaron LaCrate – Illson 2012 beat by Debonair Samir

Justin Timberlake – Cry Me A River (King Kong ”Go On And Just” Bootleg)

GRAB THAT SHIT HERE ASSHOLES!

Metallica – Enter Sandman (Mick Kastenholt & Andrew Dee Bootleg – Neki Stranac Rebootleg)

MikIX The Cat – Alabasta

Digi G’alessio – zambra funk – $LE$H rmx

AND IF YOU MADE IT THIS FAR PREPARE FOR THIS! NEXT WEEK!

LeDoom – DOOMBAH *Teaser*

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