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What is this building doing? It’s cuming. That’s what the fuck it’s doing. That’s what you’re gonna do when you hear all the moombahton tracks we got in this post. You will be like “I’m cuming like a building!” and everyone will think you got personal problems. That will be your New Year’s. Kicking off [...]

What the fuck is this? Is this a juke New Year? It is! Why? Why not. Does this mean that Santa Clause is gonna dance like a motherfuck for the holidays? Yes. How does the Juke New Year work? YOU CLICK AFTER THE JUMP AND YOU FUCKING DOWNLOAD ALL THE TRACKS!

Hey assholes! You want some moombah? Free moombah? Dj Sabo and the Sol Selectas are back with Moombahton Massive VII – The Legend of Fuck. Are you ready for an incredible journey into the depths of moombahton? Sabo and crew penetrate as deep as possible with this one and ends up inpregnating you with the [...]

What do you do on the day before the Christmas holidays begin? YOU GET THE FUCKING .357 MAGNUM GOJIRA  EP! That’s right fuckers! El Cuco is back like the chick you got pregnant last summer. Not only do you have an amazing as fuck original track on this bitch but you also have remixes from [...]

Who the fuck are the Killabits? They’re fucking bass dudes from Toronto. We’ve probably seen these fuckers around places. Never met the dudes. They’ve been a big part of the Bassmentality jams (legendary jams that we never go to because we gotta work like a bunch of fucking losers, shit is every Wednesday). Definitely keep [...]

What if we just did a fucking moombahton mega post? Is that what you dream of other than wealth and sex? Well we can’t give you fucking money and we sure as hell ain’t gonna fuck you but we got a SHITLOAD of moombah for you! So what do you want from us? More funny [...]

In Canada right now it’s morning and if you hate coffee you’re in fucking luck. This new track that Frank Lucano has sent us for exclusive download is your coffee substitute. You wanna feel ready to start the party at 9am? Listen to this track. Maybe it is best described as your morning cocaine. Frank [...]

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