Hey little baby, you gonna cry and write about your period in your diary? You gonna go in front of the mirror and tell yourself that you got a big dick or if you’re a girl that you have big fucking vagina? Is that something that girls care about? Who has the biggest vagina? Is [...]

Enchanté! Karl Lagerfeld taught me that that’s how motherfuckers say “Hi” in Germany. Crazy eh? By the way, I’m noted American thespian Curtis James Jackson III. Hahaha! Friends, Romans, Countrymen! Lend me your ears! That’s acting! That’s how you do it! I live in fucking Connecticut now! Grey Poupon fuckers! I just eat a whole jar of [...]

Hey, remember rap? It was the musical sensation of the eighties, kids everywhere were learning how to breakdance and smoke weed. Here’s some new rappings, let us know what you think of this craze sweeping the nations. Start off with B.A.R.S. Murre called Ask For Me, stupid fresh.. See more after the jump!

Sometimes you have to listen to soundclouds and sometimes you have to pee. That is the choice of life. You can listen to soundclouds with pants that have been warmed and moistened by urine or you can make you way to the bathroom. There is no compromise. Life is a struggle. Have any of you [...]

Here’s a picture of those fucking Gooffee fucks tearing shit down at the FIRE SALE party we did on Saturday. Here’s that motherfucker Max Le Daron: Yeah sure it’s a fucking Tuesday so we’ve had some time to recover but our heads still feel like rocks are inside. Thanks to these fucks for making the [...]

Global bass tycoon Uncle Murda continues his flirtation with American hip hop on this track with the inimitable French Montana. Grab it AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP ASSHOLES!

The best part is that they are watching the video of their wedding in what must be the future. WHAT IS THE FUTURE LIKE?

Do you like classic rape? Uh, we mean do you like classic rap? Well if you like that and the moombahton then you have stumbled on the right fucking blog post. Jon Kwest, one of the leading compilation makers in the world of the moombahton has served up another fucking doozie to make your ass [...]