Archive for July 2011

SURPRISE!   Leave a comment

Posted July 29, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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UNCLE MURDA ALL UP IN YOUR NIGHTMARES N STUFF   Leave a comment

SOUNDCLOUDS WILL RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK   Leave a comment

What is best? Shit or piss down your neck? Shit would choke you but piss would sting. Sometimes life gives you hard choices. Shit tastes like shit but piss tastes like piss. Best of times, worst of times. Charles Dickens. Think carefully about it. Anyway, let’s play some tunes. It’s the fucking long weekend in Canada. Maybe it is in America or Europica and Asiaca. All those other places are kinda just a blur. Like fucking Europe is just all the same with people just having traditions and funny costumes. GO GRAB THESE SONGS AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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MR VEGAS DOES IT FOR JAPAN   Leave a comment

Posted July 29, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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STILL A HOT TRACK   Leave a comment

Posted July 28, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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FUCKING SOUNDCLOUD STREET BATTLE   Leave a comment

Hey hey yo! Here’s some fucking fresh ass soundclouds. Check em the fuck out like it’s fucking cowabunga time dudes. Who wants pizza? Let’s do blow! PIZZA BLOW PARTY! Don’t forget the soda pop and potato chips (or crisps as they say in England). Your mom will be there and your sister. We call shotgun! Whatever that means. Which one is shotgun to you? Is your mom shotgun? Is your sister shotgun? YOU CAN ONLY CHOOSE ONE! Anyway. Let’s pop some tunes into the CD player and have ourselves a time AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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MORE STARFOXXX MOOMBAHTON. LISTEN TO IT WHILE YOU FUCK. LISTEN TO IT WHILE YOU CRY. DO BOTH AT ONCE.   Leave a comment

Hey cunt sweepers! Do you like girls dyking it out? Well there’s a fucking picture of that. Did you like the Starfoxxx moombahton EP from last week? Well the David Beltran from the Starfoxxx group has released 3 (three) more moombahton tracks so you can have sex with your mom even longer than you could when you just would listen to the one EP. These were actually made before so maybe they are a prequel like Star Wars: Attack of the Clones or some other shit. DOWNLOAD THEM AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!:

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Posted July 28, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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MUSICALLY FUCKING WORTH????   Leave a comment

Hey!! It is Caballo… Dropping some lines on Walmer’s fucking blog!!! The best thing is in here I can curse!!!

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Posted July 27, 2011 by latinoresiste in Uncategorized

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SOUNDCLOUDS THAT HUNT YOU DOWN   2 comments

Remember how’s there’s music other than moombahton? Like house or dubstep or or shit like goa-trance (your favourite). All that seems to come out right now is moombahton. There have been like 50 fucking EPs in the last week. We need to escape from moombahton for a while. You can listen to other music and do fucking other drugs. Try mixing house music and blow. Try melding dubstep and heroine. Anything is possible. Use crystal meth around the edge of a pussy for flavour. So many recipes you can try at home. Martha Stewart. CHECK OUT A SHITLOAD OF TUNES AFTER THE JUMP!

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TODAY YOU JUST WOKE UP AND GRABBED THE AZ GUNSLINGAZ EP   Leave a comment

Your alarm went the fuck off. You got the fuck out of bed. You took a fucking shower. You jerked the fuck off in the shower. You fucking went on the internet. You went the fuck to Walmer Fucking Convenience. You clicked on this fucking post. You fucking downloaded the fucking El Cuco Recordings AZ Gunslingaz EP. That’s the story of your life. Maybe after you went to work. Maybe you stayed at home with your fucking mom and she told you you need a fucking job. Maybe we went to your house and fucked your mom. All that shit is fucking speculation. One thing is for sure. You downloaded the fucking AZ Gunslingaz EP. Hosted by Pickster. GO GRAB IT AND FULFILL YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE AFTER THE JUMP:

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