What is best? Shit or piss down your neck? Shit would choke you but piss would sting. Sometimes life gives you hard choices. Shit tastes like shit but piss tastes like piss. Best of times, worst of times. Charles Dickens. Think carefully about it. Anyway, let’s play some tunes. It’s the fucking long weekend in [...]

Hey hey yo! Here’s some fucking fresh ass soundclouds. Check em the fuck out like it’s fucking cowabunga time dudes. Who wants pizza? Let’s do blow! PIZZA BLOW PARTY! Don’t forget the soda pop and potato chips (or crisps as they say in England). Your mom will be there and your sister. We call shotgun! [...]

Hey cunt sweepers! Do you like girls dyking it out? Well there’s a fucking picture of that. Did you like the Starfoxxx moombahton EP from last week? Well the David Beltran from the Starfoxxx group has released 3 (three) more moombahton tracks so you can have sex with your mom even longer than you could [...]

Hey!! It is Caballo… Dropping some lines on Walmer’s fucking blog!!! The best thing is in here I can curse!!!

Remember how’s there’s music other than moombahton? Like house or dubstep or or shit like goa-trance (your favourite). All that seems to come out right now is moombahton. There have been like 50 fucking EPs in the last week. We need to escape from moombahton for a while. You can listen to other music and [...]

Your alarm went the fuck off. You got the fuck out of bed. You took a fucking shower. You jerked the fuck off in the shower. You fucking went on the internet. You went the fuck to Walmer Fucking Convenience. You clicked on this fucking post. You fucking downloaded the fucking El Cuco Recordings AZ [...]