YOUR MOM MADE THESE SOUNDCLOUDS. IN HER UTERUS.   1 comment

She got fucked. She had it in her uterus for 9 months. It came out. It was a soundcloud. She was shocked. This was not a baby. It was beats. You can’t breastfeed a beat. What was she going to do with all that milk? It was a big case of the mondays. Your brother is a beat. It goes to family reunions. It’s so fucking loud. You hate Christmas now. The beat made it to college and you didn’t. You are jealous. Jealous of a soundcloud. Your life sucks. Listen to soundclouds. AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

Pill – Pacman (Remix) ft. Rick Ross, Tity Boi, Meek Mill, Yo Gotti, Gunplay

Kaskade & Adam K – Raining (Minnesota RMX)

 

Sonora – Indigenous 808 Dub


Jay Robinson & Figure – Drop That Bomb (Original Mix) OUT NOW!

I’m Gonna Get You

Los Del Rio – Macarena (Aylen Remix) **Moombahcore**

Sister Nancy vs. Lauryn Hill – Never Lost One (Wick-it Remix)

The Growler

The Count & Sinden – Future (Canblaster Remix)

Cher Lloyd – Swagger Jagger (Dillon Francis Remix)

MEGA BONUS LEVEL. MUSIC UPGRADE:

Nightriders – Get Hooked (Big Dope P Remix) (mediafire)

Busy Signal ft D-Major – Stick to Girls (medifire)

Toddla T – Watch Me Dance (Heartbreak Remix) (mediafire)

Prophet-Z – Slum Dogg (mediafire)

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  1. my soundcloud brother make me dance all nigh and day

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