Hey kids! There’s a new fuckin beat that’s sweeping the nation! It’s called soundclouding. It’s a fucking tubular ass time. You listen to musics on the internets that are fresh and too legit to quit. You can tweet them to your mom so your whole fucking family can enjoy the tunes. Way better than pogs. Way cleaner than your mom’s vagina. Jump on the craze AFTER THE JUMP! Cowabunga!